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Cinderella 

A true, unpretentious story about the real world, and a narcissistic self-pitying girl that lives in it, and wants her family to feel sorry for her until she gets what she wants in life (dollar signs and power). She gets all the haters out of her way and the world becomes her world, where nobody else matters. Nevermind anybody else's dreams or whose dreams she destroyed to get where she got, or what lies about herself and others she told people to get there, as long as she got there at any cost to everyone else is all that matters, since in Cinderella land, winning is everything and nothing is sacred.
Cinderella isn't full of shit or cartoonish to most people that know her, no, she's the one they wish they could be just like. They're just jealous of her Cartmanish awesomeness.
Cinderella by The Original Agahnim September 5, 2021
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Cinderella 

The Disney Princess Anthony Mackie is on the inside.
“Cinderella ‘cause she broke homie. Gimme 20 dollars” -Anthony Mackie
Cinderella by anonymous November 24, 2021

Cinderella 

Verb. To leave a "accidentally" leave something at the place of a sex partner in an effort to make them meet up with you again.
That asshole Derrick from Tinder Cinderella'ed me with a stinky red t-shirt and he won't stop texting me about when he can come by and grab it.
Cinderella by Dtreeman January 15, 2022

Cinderella Story 

Refers to a person or professional sports team who achieves unexpected or sudden success or recognition, especially after obscurity, neglect, or misery. Cinderella stories tend to gain much media and fan attention as they move closer to the championship game at the end of the tournament.
The 2004 Boston Red Sox season is considered a Cinderella Story after beating the New York Yankees in 7 games after falling behind 3-0 in the series.

cinderella dick 

A penis that is the perfect fit in length and girth for a specific women. Named after the fairy tale Cinderella with the glass slipper that fits perfectly.
"It's as long as it can be without hurting, and just as wide as I like it; I have finally found my cinderella dick."

Cinderella head 

When a girl is giving a blow job and she gets to the ball.
My chick was giving me road head as I drove over a speed bump and the next thing I knew she was giving me that Cinderella head.
Cinderella head by Oresmelt May 22, 2014

Cinderella Man

"During the Great Depression, James J. Braddock--a.k.a. the Cinderella Man--was to become one of the most surprising sports legends in history. By the early 1930s, the impoverished ex-prizefighter was seemingly as broken-down, beaten-up and out-of-luck as much of the rest of the American populace who had hit rock bottom.

Suddenly thrust into the national spotlight, he would defy the odds against him and stun the world with one of the greatest comebacks in history. Driven by love for his family, he willed an impossible dream to come true."
Guess I'm lucky, Some of us don't get a second chance... But I aint blowing this one... I feel like I can do anything now

-"Cinderella Man," Eminem
Cinderella Man by pogo de cha September 8, 2010