Chump

A sucka who doesn't have a clue and talks constant jibberish. Thinks they are superior but in reality they live ina fantasy world.

That Robert is such a chump. He has no clue what he says half the time.

by CheeseNBrats March 12, 2017

Two Pump Chump

A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.

Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.

My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.

Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

One pump chump

When a man only puts it in before busting.

"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."

by GoldenPimp69 November 26, 2017

chumpsies

Chumpsies is used to point out when someone is embarrassed, defeated, or tricked.

You just tripped! Chumpsies...haha chumpsies!

by Chieftan August 8, 2006

5 pump chump

When a guy is having sex with a girl and after 5 "pumps" is done.

Girl: Is that it?

Guy: I haven't had sex in a long time.

Girl: Oh you're a 5 pump chump.

by cc3939 January 18, 2009

mw2 chump bait

Using your fellow teammates on mw2 as decoys to lure out enemys so you won't die

Wedbetter-dang bedneezy stop using wienerbago as your mw2 chump bait.
Bedneezy-heck no fool I don't wana die.

by wedbetter March 27, 2010

Chumpagne

Cava or cheap sparkling wine not from the Champagne region of France.

The chump's champagne.

Happy Birthday, here's some chumpagne.... I'm a bit skint at the moment, sorry....

by PdoggUk November 14, 2010