Cheching

Crying while masturbating.

I was in a circle jerk with a couple of douche-canoes and I was cheching then my mother walked in.

by Greasus August 5, 2010

Couching Out

To repay a small amount of money borrowed from a friend years after it was initially promised to be paid back. Payment methods include, but are not limited to: coupons, change found in the couch cushions, excuses, making the friend drive 30 miles to collect $5 and a buy one get one Steak and Shake coupon, asking you for part of a payment back for rent because of a miscalculation, etc...

Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!

David calls Ryan and promises that he has $75 to make as a payment on a $500 loan from Ryan. He asks Ryan to drive to the Junction (J2, an under-21 club). Ryan drives over eagerly expecting $75.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.

Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.

by DeezNuttsi June 10, 2011

Chutching

The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.

Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.

by goatofwisdom July 8, 2011

chucking it down

Raining heavily, commonly used in Geordie slang

"it's chucking it down, I better wear a coat"

by Ahah1 October 6, 2015

couchin it

The act of sitting on a couch with friends eating and doing whatever you want except for hard work. Getting the remote is even taking it a little far. (Google image search for more information)

At Chris's party, our group was couchin it over by the new plasma tv.

by Doug Templeton (Creator of the word back in 2003) June 5, 2005

chuching

crying while masturbating

"Yo bro, why isnt Jake here going vertical on some kegstands?" "I dunno. He's probably just home chuching"

by daniel nathan barthelomew May 18, 2010

Chucking a Jay

Silently fapping away with a blank expression while staring directly at your mate while having intense intercourse

I was chucking a Jay last night and it totally put him off!

by genuinepoon December 5, 2014