chumber

verb- to stealthily place a slice of cucumber on the person who is sitting beside you's shoulder, so while they are carrying on a conversation, they wont realize that the people they are talking to are laughing at them, not their jokes.

noun- a slice of cucumber used for the act of chumbering someone

(table explodes in laughter)

Chomper: Hey guys it wasnt that funny (looks at shoulder). Aw, dude, who chumbered me?

by Mantenegrum February 18, 2009

cuberot

The condition of wasting ones life away in a cubicle.
Cuberot is a common condition in western civilization white collar workers.

I gained 50 lbs last year due to a serious case of cuberot.

by Darin Miller December 1, 2005

chubber

The state of a penis between flacid and erect stages. Slightly engorged, fat penis but not hard.

She underbuttoned her shirt, popped her voluptuous tits out of the bra, and I had an instant chubber.

by Chub B. Boy June 11, 2006

Chiberia

The weather in Chicago gets so cold, that it's climate can get cold like Siberia, since in Siberia it gets really hot in the summer and brutally cold in the winter.

Man, it's so cold today, It's Chiberia, not Chicago! Lake Michigan has completely frozen over!!!

by autistic nerd 1991 May 24, 2015

Undercover Chubber

When someone's display picture on a social media site makes them out to be skinny, where in actuality they are a massive chubber.

Hey bro, I just checked out her Facebook profile! Turns out she was an undercover chubber all along.

by MistoFisto March 21, 2015

Lord Caubere

Caubere is lord, Caubere must always be respected and you must bow before the lord herself. Once you have bowed and your accepted into the Caubere army the lord will say the word "UN". You have now been accepted into the Caubere army

Guys Im now appart of the Caubere army, Hail Lord Caubere !

by ANOnyMous September 15, 2016

chumber

When you place a cucumber on an unsuspecting friend's shoulder.

Mante: Hey, i got the cumbers. Now let's chumber Chomper!!
(chumbers Chomper)
Chomper: Hey, why'd you chumber me guys?
Mante and Rizzum: Ha, you've been chumbered BITCH!!!

by Rizzum February 18, 2009