A useless "laptop" that you cant run original doom on. They are way too expensive for what they can do, and yeah i guess its good for kids but just get a decent windows laptop for them. At least it will be cheaper.
Person 1: "I bought a Chromebook and its terrible! It cant even do anything besides run google meet horribly."
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"
by ramsenn February 26, 2021
Get the Chromebook mug.by Dimmwillie July 15, 2017
Get the cromebook mug.- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.
My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.
by asapjohnsondj February 5, 2019
Get the Google Chromebook mug.it works pretty fast and has a long battery but OH MY GOD THERES NOTHING ON THERE NO TWITTER NO INSTAGRAM NO YOUTUBE NO TWITCH AND NO URBAN DICTIONARY NOOOOOOO but yeah
by bitchboysaga6969 February 1, 2021
Get the school chromebook mug.<Random Guy> Congrats, you get to win a free laptop! Chromebook or a Mac?
<Winner> Wow, Chromebook fucking sucks, Mac please.
<Winner> Wow, Chromebook fucking sucks, Mac please.
by Google Lover March 21, 2013
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Get the Chromebook mug.A kid at school who is always on their laptop. Often used to refer to geeky kids who are probably in anime club and use tumblr as their main source of media.
“Ugh there are so many chromebook kids on this bus. That’s why it smells so weird.”
“Dude my class is full of chromebook kids, it’s so awkward.”
“Oh man I thought he was okay , come to find out he’s a closeted chromebook kid.”
“Dude my class is full of chromebook kids, it’s so awkward.”
“Oh man I thought he was okay , come to find out he’s a closeted chromebook kid.”
by LordOnionIsAll May 24, 2018
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