christened unicorn

The act of pulling out while fucking a chick and shitting on her forehead.

I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.

by Monkeyballs1277 October 21, 2013

christany

gorgeous,funny, and one of the greatest people you'll ever meet christany will always be there for you she is very trustworthy and a great friend/ girlfriend to have and she got cakes for days

i love my christany

by khuff292 April 20, 2018

christadelphian

A religious group who believe in one eternal God and His son Jesus Christ who was born a mortal man by Mary, loved, died and was raised to immortality. Christadelphians await Jesus Christ’s return to the Earth to establish God’s Kingdom on Earth. All those who believe in God and His ways as outlined in the Bible will be accepted into God Kingdom. Those who do not, will be rejected.

Christadelphians do not believe in the devil or heaven going, along with many other unscriptural Christian beliefs. All Christadelphian beliefs are based on the Bible only.

I am a Christadelphian.

The Christadelphians meet every week on Sunday morning.

by JDC0397 February 16, 2019

christanka

Nickname for girls named Christina who are also a dirty skank, or skanker. They also tend to smell of booze, cigarettes, and dirty towels.

I'm sure she's a tar lunged dirty B word, but she's no Christanka.

by skanklover98 June 16, 2010

Christake

When you make a mistake that is so stupid that it could have been made by Chris. that guy who works in your office who never shuts up!

I accidentally left my water sprinklers on overnight during the freeze and froze up the entire street! What a huge christake!

by Quinton_Woolsey February 4, 2009

chrissanie

A sweet and loving girl but dont mess with her she'll jack you up hard to find she's one of a kind

Molly:how's your gf

Bob:chrissanie
Molly:she's a keeper

by Lilly way November 9, 2017

Christan Mingle

A place to meet weird pedophiles

your church, you know, christan mingle

by MrSpicyChops January 7, 2013