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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the existence of Jesus Christ.
If you believe in the existence of Jesus Christ, you must be Christanic.
by JeffMASSACRE May 10, 2024
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Christan

He’s a gay black guy ,he doesn’t do drugs

He pulls females failing in school a good friend on the edge of acting gay and a HO3
OH YEA HES RACIST
Hey that’s Christan

Oh that gay boy
by Petunia petrina November 21, 2021
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Christanic

Christanic

Earth orbits around the Sun for one Armageddon. Then Armageddon ends and New Earth is formed. Once Earth has reached an equilibrium. We wait in silence because God’s Kingdom is at hand. We are scarred by the holy scepter. Noah’s ark was built to last 40 days and 40 nights. Armageddon lasted 2000 years and then came Peace; at a price. Christ reigned for 2000 years in the biblical sense. The four horsemen came and caused the end of the world. Another bible was written and placed by Gideons.

Only time will tell…
Christanic is awesomeness.
by JeffMASSACRE March 11, 2024
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