choah

The best ship ever!

Josh: hey what's your favorite ship?

Emily: phans pretty cool
Janessa: choah is the best

by LucyThePussyDestroyer March 14, 2018

choarding

choosing to hoard.

Explicitly refers to extractive systems that exploit marginalized populations. Typically used to criticize colonial and neocolonial exploitation by private enterprises in high income countries. Arises as a result of class and labor alienation. The lack of community results in obsession of amassing as much capital as possible.

person 1: Moderna is choarding the publicly funded mRNA vaccine tech from low-income countries. Only 15% of low-income populations globally are vaccinated.
Person 2: Fucking choarders. They're holding back tech which could save the world from more variants.

Person 1: Did you hear Nestle wants to choard water? Fuck that.
Person 2: Water shouldn't be privatized. What's wrong with these CEOs?

by jiggie_with_it April 30, 2022

Patrick Choate

Really outgoing. Friggin' hot. Very funny. Just grand. Definitely dandy.

Charming, caring, athletic, and confident. Quite exquisite.

Pat + Jash = <3

"Dude, why can't I be like Patrick Choate?"

"Pshht. It's Pat, let's be honest. No one is as cool as him."

"You're right. Patrick is the best."

by Jassssh, June 29, 2009

choadmonger

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

by El pene January 23, 2003

choach

Noun. A woman's vagina, or the activity of "getting a piece".

Made famous by Rex Herold.

"I got me some choach last night."

"I'm heading home to get some choach!"

by Boonaloo May 23, 2016

choaf

a chubby oaf. To be used with reference to anyone who is being exceptionally oafy.

"Jenna! You're such a choaf!"

by choafoso February 24, 2009

Choad Hawk

When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.

My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.

by TenFold July 18, 2009