Seal Cotton

Something bizarre or shocking that would provoke a WTF response. The origin of this phrase is the French phrase "ouate de phoque," which translates as "seal cotton," but sounds remarkably like "what the fuck."

-Wasn't the Kikkoman Soy Sauce video the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
-Yeah, it was all kinds of seal cotton.

by carpe_noctem December 24, 2009

touch cotton

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

Shitting in high cotton

Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.

"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

out of your cotton-picking mind

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.

"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."

by Nightowl223 May 20, 2016

cottonheaded ninnymuggins

a dumb elf, as coined in the movie "Elf"

"i'm nothing but a cottonheaded ninnymuggins"

by dfg January 5, 2004

cotton panel

Apparently something that allows a vagina to breathe.

1)She seemed to be suffocating, but the gathering crowd didn't seem concerned. Her panties were constructed with a cotton panel.
2)When asked if her pussy would like something to eat, she seemed surprised, but the bartender motioned to her cotton panel, and she gave him a Mentos smile and agreed that a cocktail might do the trick.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

cotton slut

A man or woman who would do just about anything for a tee shirt.

I'm a cotton slut, I'm going to this event just because they're offering a teeshirt.

by Casedork September 24, 2004