chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

by cannonball967 May 05, 2015

I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.

Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!

by Fawful September 27, 2009

Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles

Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??

by Mako547 September 26, 2019

Gospel chortle

The short laugh you hear from a pastor at the end of almost every sentence, especially when sharing the Gospel

For the Lord said-huh (gospel chortle) unless you are born again-huh, no man shall enter the Kingdom of heaven. Can I get an Amen-huh?

by CreativeDisciple97 November 23, 2017

Chortle

it’s like choked and chuckled and snorkeled

Ex: That made me chortle.

by Lmaohi6999 July 14, 2022

Chortle

it’s like choked and chuckled and snorkeled

Ex: That made me chortle.

by Lmaohi6999 July 14, 2022

Chortles

Another word for marijuana. Derived from the sound a person makes holding a bong or pipe hit that resembles laughter.

Just smoked my last bowlski, now I’m all out of chortles!

by CommonsenseMatters August 20, 2019