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Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.
You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.
by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015
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Chopping board chest

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup
Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest
by Alloy June 20, 2020
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Choppin' Broccoli

"Choppin' Broccoli" or "The Lady I Know" is a song written by Dana Carvey as songwriter Derek Stevens on Saturday Night Live. The skit goes that songwriter Derek Stevens doesn't have a demo tape at a meeting with producers, so he tells them he wanted to play it live. He then sits at the piano and makes up a ridiculous song about a woman he knows (the song is entitled "The Lady I Know" but SNL fans have come to know it as "Choppin' Broccoli") going to a food store and buying broccoli then going home and chopping it. Look it up on YouTube, I guarantee you'll laugh. It's hailed as one of the funniest SNL skits of all time.
"...And my lady she went down town, she brought some broccoli, she brought it home, she's choppin' broccoli..."
by softballqueen17 February 21, 2015
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Keep Choppin

Made famous by Rutgers football coach Greg Schiano.

When things are tough.. when things are going against you.. When quitting is the easiest option..

KEEP CHOPPIN!

If you are lost in the middle of the forest and dont know which way to go, just start chopping every tree down and you will then be able to see your way out.
Eric Legrand, paralyzed Rutgers football player, has a tough, long road to recovery. But he will keep choppin and walk again, believe it!!
by ericfoster4prez January 22, 2012
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Chopin

A Polish vodka made from potatoes instead of grain. It is expensive as hell but well worth trying if you have the scratch. Chopin is named after Polish composer Frederic Chopin.
Mary was upset with Johnny because he drank over half her bottle of Chopin and threw it up on her Persian rug.
by greatboozeup January 28, 2009
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Chopping Onions

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.
John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"
by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013
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Get em Choppin!

The audible cue that someone fucked up in football practice, and the whole team doing up downs because of it. Can also be said as "get em goin!"
Coach: D-Line, I told you not to hit the quarterback in practice
D-Lineman: Sorry coach that's my bad
Coach: I don't wanna hear it! 10 up downs drop the bullshit. Get em choppin!
by small fella October 7, 2019
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