Battle Chodes

A videogame that never took off due to being determined unsuitable for children. Originally developed and conceptualized by two enterprising young niglets from Frederick MD by the name of Dan and Max.

The general synopsis of Battle Chodes consisted of three Chodes named after Sexually Transmitted Diseases engaging in intergalactic urban warfare with a variety of enemies.

Signature moves included Ejaculating on enemies, Cock Smack to the face, and Shrinking in colder environments to evade detection.

The project was eventually scrapped due to ESRB regulations and development resumed under Rare as a new title dubbed "Battle Toads"

Rare bought the rights to develop what remained of the game, changed the name to Battle Toads and made the heros into loveable teenage frogs named after skin conditions, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple.

Man, Battle Toads totally ripped off Battle Chodes...that's some bullshit.

by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011

chodeski

The area of skin between a Polish mans balls and asshole

Katarzyna swung her foot at Stanislaw's sack but missed and caught him in the chodeski, making him drop his kielbasa and beer.

by Chad the Chode June 11, 2006

chodey toady

A Fucking warty chode that gives a woman no pleasure. It will not fit inside no matter how hard you try. If you have this Fucking kill yourself.

Damn my ex James has a Chodey toady, he jumped off the bridge after trying to fuck me.

by DoctorTicTac November 29, 2017

21 Chodes

David (Rocket) Robison, lookin like a man chode

Chode fingers, chode toes, and one Microchode, equals, David won chodey, 21 chodes

by 21 Chode January 4, 2019

chodey lowe

someone who pumps numerous gallon of horse seimen into their ass hole.

dude your sister karissa is a chodey lowe!

by teepee69 January 26, 2010

Chodely

A name for a person who bursts into your conversations with really hot women. He first punches you extremely hard in the shoulder, trying to seem tough, and then expects you to introduce him to the fine lady your trying to bang. Then he says something to make him seem like hes interested in animals such as "hows your dog? did he recover from his broke paw i wrapped up?" Then the lady realizes how big of a douche chodely is and walks away.

You "So are you doing anything tonight?"

Lady "Um, no i guess i could use some company"

*Chodely punches you*

Chodely "Hey hows your pet turtle? Is he alright after we glued his shell back together?"

Lady "Bye."

Chodely "She was sweet, can i have her number?"

You "Shut up Chodely."

by Natty please? December 8, 2010

chodestroke

the art of stroking the chode until ultimate pleasure is achieved

Gary was the chodestroke master.

by anonymous April 24, 2006