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Chakey

A whole sexy snack 😩😩
by goldietoes November 21, 2021
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Chakey

Damn that girl’s name is Chakey
by goldietoes November 21, 2021
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Choikey

A person so lucky. Born gifted.loved by everyone, can make friends easily. Hard working and a trustworthy person.
Choikey, the teachers want you to help them out with the class homeworks.
by Choikey November 23, 2021
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Chonkey Horse

A misidentified cow
*pointing at a cow* Look at that chonkey horse
by kempykemp August 6, 2022
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the chokey

Having sex in a missionary position, with the penetrating partner choking the receiving lover.

“ No Ms. Trunchbull don’t send me to the chokey!”
Put me in the chokey daddy!
by Crabbydaddy October 12, 2017
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Pokey chokey bum wank

To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)
I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)
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hokey chokey 2.0

you and your partner begin to dance on the bed while balancing an egg on your head and if it falls your girl proceeds to suck you off and you repeat the process until she makes you cum.
do you want to do the hokey chokey 2.0
by EEEFIN February 14, 2022
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