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choad chomper

a man/woman who enjoys munching on a fat mans penis, in this case the penis is as long as it is wide.
man: "hey honey fancy a suck on the circular sausage?"

woman: "only if i can have some cream with it"

man2:Wow that woman is a choad chomper.
by Jack Richardson May 28, 2008
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Choads-in-Dough

Slang terminology for the common Hors d'œuvre, Pigs in a Blanket.
Bill: Yo Jorge, your fine-ass Mother makes some great Choads-in-Dough!

Jorge: Hey.. Wait a minute.. what does that mean?
by OReilly March 20, 2008
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Choado Chop

The act of a martial arts strike or karate/judo chop to a male's choad or taint region.
Damn!! Krissy Poo gave the most violent Choado Chop to Ziggy Pop for serving him meatloaf because of his daily struggle with Meatloafphobia.
by SwtValentine13 October 11, 2014
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choarding

choosing to hoard.

Explicitly refers to extractive systems that exploit marginalized populations. Typically used to criticize colonial and neocolonial exploitation by private enterprises in high income countries. Arises as a result of class and labor alienation. The lack of community results in obsession of amassing as much capital as possible.
person 1: Moderna is choarding the publicly funded mRNA vaccine tech from low-income countries. Only 15% of low-income populations globally are vaccinated.
Person 2: Fucking choarders. They're holding back tech which could save the world from more variants.

Person 1: Did you hear Nestle wants to choard water? Fuck that.
Person 2: Water shouldn't be privatized. What's wrong with these CEOs?
by jiggie_with_it April 30, 2022
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chad chadington

A sort of two-faced guy who can be very polite and hospitable, but at night he turns into a party machine
Last night was crazy, luckily chad chadington let me stay over at his place
by 10CTC01 March 15, 2015
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Chodie

Chodie is a female that goes by the name of Kodie that has a chode. Kodie + chode = Chodie
Chodie whipped out her chode and it was bigger than mine.
by Bradley Simmons January 14, 2008
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choadmonger

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.
That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger
by El pene January 23, 2003
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