chipotlegit

1. Something that is beyond that status of "legit," very similar to the Mexican restaurant Chipotle.
2. Sleek

His sportscar is so chipotlegit. You can't get more sleek than those shiny rims and tinted windows.

by [][]V[] []D[][]V[][]D[][]\[] October 5, 2010

Chipotle Fingers

The clingy smell of the food from Chipotle that clings to your fingers after eating a delicious entree from the Chipotle menu.

Wow, I can't believe I just ate the WHOLE burrito. Now I've got a bad case of Chipotle Fingers.

by A. Hall January 29, 2010

Chipotle Hangover

The, typically horrific, bowel movement that ensues the morning after eating Chipotle.

Mike: Sorry I'm late guys, I just was dealing with my Chipotle Hangover.

Michael and Jeff: Your what..?

Mike: Ugh... The bowel movement because of my burrito last night.

by techprodohc February 2, 2014

chipotle is my life

A famous vine video taken in a chipotle restaurant where a young boy uttered "chipotle is my life"

Mother: "Hey, wanna go to chipotle?"

Child: "Oh my god, I love chipotle!"

Father: "What buddy?"

Child: "Chipotle is my life!"

by Bigred669 March 4, 2017

Chipotlaway

A Billy Mays-endorsed product used to clean up the blood stains one receives in their underwear after eating food from Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A: Dude, you're eating Chipotle again? What're you gonna do about those blood stains coming out of your ass?

B: It's okay, my mom uses Chipotlaway when she washes my undies.

by specialbrownies34 October 8, 2009

Chipotle Cough

The cough you get after eating a Chipotle burrito. It originates from the hot sour cream. The cough is less substantial or even nonexistant from a burrito without sour cream.

After devouring the burrito, Jim let out a massive Chipotle cough

by cjdunk August 29, 2009

Chipotlery

Ordering extra meat/cheese/veggies, etc. on food products, and never mentioning said special order to the cashier, in hopes of not getting charged for it.

"Dude, I just ordered double pepperoni on my pizza and they didn't charge me for it! Total Chipotlery!"

by Boondock Saint March 14, 2008