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chipotlegit

1. Something that is beyond that status of "legit," very similar to the Mexican restaurant Chipotle.
2. Sleek
His sportscar is so chipotlegit. You can't get more sleek than those shiny rims and tinted windows.
by [][]V[] []D[][]V[][]D[][]\[] October 5, 2010
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chipotlegasm

The moment of sheer bliss and happiness that occurs when one is eating a Chipotle burrito. The main feature that separates Chipotle from Qdoba.
Oh God! Oh God! This burrito is so good! I think I'm having a Chipotlegasm!
by JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM September 30, 2010
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chipotlegasm

1.The feeling experienced by the orderer of a Chipotle buritto when the orderer watches the people at Chipotle Mexican Grill assemble his/her burrito.

2. The feeling experience felt when taking the first few bites of a Chipotle buritto.
" Dude when they were rolling my burtito, I had such a big chipotlegasm that people started giving me funny looks."

"I had a huge chipotlegasm when the hot explosion of beef, guac, rice, salsa, and love from my Chipotle burrito entered my mouth."
by The Miles Finch December 27, 2009
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chipotlegasm

the act of having an orgasm due to the idea of chipotle.
Yesterday, on the way to chipotle I had a chipotlegasm.
by ashleyyyyyyyyyy March 15, 2009
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Chipotlit

YASSSS ITS CHIPOTLIT!!!! *New York voice*
by tharealvnasty May 24, 2014
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Chipotlinity

Hey, guess what, I lost my Chipotlinity tonight to a burrito.
by Chipotle Lover February 25, 2010
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TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.
BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.
by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019
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