Cheesianity

Cheesianity is one of the many religions that Abraham fathered. We believe that Chod made the universe and when man corrupted the world he flooded it with nacho cheese. Chod sent his only son Cheesus to Chearth and he died for our sins of eating blue cheese. The Angel Chucifer rebelled against Chod and fell down from Heaven, and was given a new name, Notserp.(Or the Devil) Notserp roamed the earth for eternity and in 2017 A.D, masquerading as a middle schooler in the United States of America, he will unleash his blue cheese upon the world.

Cheesianity > Christianity

by FallenAutumn October 14, 2017

Biden-Ball-chinian

A liberal nutbar who is so wrapped up in hating on Trump, that they neglect to notice that Biden's balls are resting on their chin.

These Biden-Ball-Chinians are too busy pointing fingers at Trump supporters and calling them fluffers, to notice Bidens balls on their chins.

by HandSanitzrMan October 28, 2020

Chinelian

1)A being with the combination of an alien and that of Chinese

2)A language spoken by those of the Chinelian race

1)that person is totally a chinelian

2)*tongue click* *tongue click* lboolboolbooo (no thank you)

by ERIN AND SHELBY September 12, 2005

Paul Chinnian Sunrise

A method used to wake another person in which various plants and weeds are glued and/or taped to one's testicles, and then the testicles are rested on the sleeping subject's chin.

Man, Dennis wouldn't wake up, so i had to resort to a Paul Chinnian Sunrise.

by yoyoyo-schedule July 26, 2009

chiwegian

a person of chinese and norwegian decent

libby isnt just asian, she's chiwegian.

by hapahaole April 27, 2004

chindian

Someone who is half chinese and half indian. Common in Malaysia and Singapore. Quite rare in the "western" world, like the UK or the United States.

Chindians are hot and would make the best managers for a convenience store =)

by anonymous8459297 July 26, 2007

chinexican

someone from Chinese and Mexican decent.

Excuce me RC, it appears that you are a Chinese man with a good tan eating a burrito. Are you a chinexican?

Why yes they are! My grandfather was a Chinese diplomat and fell in love with a Mexican hooker named Esmerelda.

by tigersud December 10, 2010