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Coincidence

A word created by the government to cover up the fact that select human beings live within a simulation, and is used after spotting an error in the code that cannot be explained using human rationale
Owen recently heard an incredibly obscure word he has never heard before in his life for the first time, that same day after hearing the word he hears the word in a TV show he is watching what a coincidence!
by Sheriff_LaCombe February 19, 2022
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The day which all suffer begins is always a day A, the school intended to make it that way, what a coincidence.
by lean269rrr May 25, 2022
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Coincidence Theorist

A Weak minded Person who vehemently believes the disinformation the Federal Government and it’s Propaganda Ministry publish. Once said published statements are proven as lies, the weak minded individual still sides with the “Ministry of Truth” and labels the truly informed as “Conspiracy Theorist”.
Jeez, that Wuhan lab leak evidence was decried and denied by the 81 million Coincidence Theorists in this Country… they sure look doubly stupid now!
by LiquidMSL May 5, 2023
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Shincident

combination of the words shiny and incident where one is distracted by a shiny object for a short span of time.
I was just abo....sorry did you say something? I had a shincident.
by Flamewing March 7, 2008
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Coincident

The dent ALREADY ON the exact spot of the car you near nearly drove into.
"I was on my way down to the Yentagon when some joker cuts me off. And wouldn't you know it... total coincident! Right on the fender I was about to slam into!"

As they don't say:

"Better a coincident than a $500 deductible."
by Ezra Soiferman January 9, 2004
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captcha coincidence

(n.) - When the two words you type in to a CAPTCHA anti-SPAM window -- in order to let the comment section know that you are not an auto-spammer -- have an amazingly real or ironic connection to the theme of the topic you were commenting on.
"Wow, what a coincidence! I was posting a comment about Rush Limbaugh on a website, and I had to type in two words to get past the CAPTCHA anti-SPAM system and the two words the system gave me were were 'connection' and 'hellish'. What an amazing captcha coincidence, huh!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in an office complex in Mountain View, California
by PRwiz101 October 13, 2009
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Coincidence

How would you know that I asked that question not long ago?

I am the one who is keeping you on your toes, not the other way around:) glad we got that cleared up😘
Hmmm…

Coincidence??? I know the time you are talking about…

You know I have my deep thinking face on lol…

Hmmm…

You befuddle me…

I can’t even think … thinking about 0603… and that went to another 2 numbers…
Yep, my mind is gone now…
Ironic story, I never believed in coincidence s… there is always a reason
by Just a girl with 💔 April 23, 2023
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