Childhood lie

A childhood lie is when your parents or someone older than you tells you something that is completely untrue and then you find out that your childhood was a lie and your parents hated you and you suck.

parent:if you dont was your ears theyll grow trees
5 year old you:wow eww gross
14 year old you: wow yet another ridiculous childhood lie

by ur life is a lie December 3, 2013

Childhood

Childhood was never innocence, it was just the time people were closer to who they really are. Expensive cars and clothes can disguise a person, but they dont make a person. People who try to change from who they were growing up are really trying to disguise who they were growing up.

Expensive cars and clothes dont make a person more real, a poser can buy an expensive car, clothes, or a motorcycle just like anybody else. Who somebody is in an expensive car doesn't tell you who they were growing up during their childhood.

by Solid Mantis May 7, 2020

Childhood Sexual Abuse Awareness

Trying to fix a generational problem of human sexuality that is still a current problem in the hopes it will work itself out in the future.

I am an advocate for childhood sexual abuse awareness, despite the problem causing is actually a Govt System that fails to adequately address pedophilia and sex offending.

by Awkward Life Subjects defined October 30, 2021

Chloe Chilton

Joey Pranoto cute gf

Is that Chloe Chilton she cuteeee

by Vyrvix November 2, 2020

Holy Childhood High

Holy Childhood High School is a Catholic school in Kingston, Jamaica. It is a well-ranked all-girls school for academics and sports. Holy Childhood girls are admirable beautiful smart astonishing wonderful amazing ladies. They are very loyal women and never cheat. I would definitely send my child there.

Wow look at those girls over there they carry themselves in such a dignified way, they must go to holy childhood high.

by Natalie286 January 2, 2023

Cheeky Chilterner

A cheeky Chilterner is a term used by B E N N S K I BARROW EXPRESS and it means “someone who likes a cheeky train ride on the Chiltern mainline” this term is used a lot by the dear Bennskibarrowexpress or Chef Bennski as some call him

No one: ...

Bennski: Oh YeS I’m a cheeky chilterner and I like to cook a butta chicken cuwwy

Everyone else: oh fuck off

by SLANDERS! April 9, 2020

Raped My Childhood

A melodramatic expression that is used by oversensitive millennials who become unduly upset when certain media properties that they enjoyed as children are co-opted in ways that they do not personally approve of, and who would tastelessly and obtusely draw upon associations with child rape in order to scorn and rebuke -- as something akin to sex offenders -- those who would co-opt their beloved media properties for financial gain.

The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.

"The prequels sucked. George Lucas raped my childhood!"

"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"

"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"

"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"

"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"

by DeaconPeabodyBeDamned October 28, 2015