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Child

Probably named Colton. Has mommy and daddy do everything for him. Cries when nothing goes his way.
Dude, stop being such a child.
by therealslimshaddy December 24, 2018
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Little needy demon brats that won't leave you alone for one second
THIS CHILD I GONNA MAKE ME GO MENTALLLLLLl
by Trashy_Muffinz April 2, 2020
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Child

A small human who tends to scream.
Man, tommyinnit really is acting like a child right now.
by Sydneyplaysminecraft October 21, 2020
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A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.
Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s
by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021
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Child

1. Also called young people young person children

This Is a Person under 15 (Legally)
2. A person under 10
3. A person under 8
4. A person under 13
5. A person under 16
6. A person under 18
7. A person under 21
8. A person who Has not started Puberty
9. A mom's or dad's baby
by 459395 March 17, 2022
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a little demon that people can create and they think it is cute
that child stole my eyes
by childhater March 29, 2022
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A usless thing in the world and are just genuinely annoying
“Hey, i think i want a child
“Don’t”
by Artoonz June 4, 2022
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