chestered

to be screwed over by a roommate's irresponsibility, suffering consequences such as eviction or lawsuits.

He lost track of his finances and I got chestered.; I didn't have anything to do with it, they totally chestered me!

by lather December 3, 2010

chestered

Getting banning or kicked out of a place because u are not liked by a person.

Damn son i cant believe i got chestered from school for fighting with the teacher, she a (jaba the slut)

by Jsmoot0127 November 30, 2007

chestered

verb - when the "Chester the Molester" strange janitor comes in and hangs around pretending to clean the men's room while you are in the middle of using it - making you feel like he is getting pleasure from being in the presence of men using the facilities.

Man 1: Dude, I just got totally chestered - I am creeped out.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: That weird janitor guy came in the john while I was using it - and just stood there smiling at me while I finished.
Man 2: If I ever see him in there, I make a u turn and run to another.
Man 1: I think I need counseling after that.

by SildogintheNatti February 10, 2010

Conquered the forest

To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.

Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"

by Supabg December 2, 2014

checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

checkered duck

When you want to sleep. Go to bed early.

Luis and Mallory will be checkered ducks tonight.

by Duck Me Down February 4, 2017