cheezits

A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.

David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!

by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007

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cheez wit

Used in context when ordering a Philly cheesesteak (in philly), meaning, cheese with onions.

"Hey what you want"
"Yeah let me get a 6 inch, cheese wit.

by The Cowboy May 9, 2005

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Cheezus Crisp

A pun on the curse, Jesus Crisp. Mostly used by people who can't say, "Jesus Christ", people with a sense of humor, or hungry people.

Church Student, "Cheezus Crisp!"
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."

by Pinesal January 10, 2009

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Cheezin Season

A special rare time or occasion when Cheezin is greatly encouraged, and allowed.

Bros when we go in my house act straight around my parents, but when we go in my room and the door is shut, Cheezin Season will begin.

by Emilionaiiire April 12, 2009

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cheezy peeny

A Cheezy Peeny is when's one puts melted cheese on their penis.
it is incredibly painful and no one does it exept for those guys who don't know what real love is.

"oh my god dude what is luigi doing?!"
" you pie faced ding dog he's making a cheezy peeny...."

by IronicDarkness July 28, 2017

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