Ch'bagel

When you go to Chipotle and order a bagel and the employee says they don't have any bagels so you order the tortilla with no toppings. Once it arrives you stand up on the counter and thrust your erect dick into the tortilla until it touches the employees nose and wait till they call security.
Joshua : Chipotle doesn't even have bagels
Raymond : Bro you should totally ch'bagel them
by Joofes December 23, 2021
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Cheezam

An insulting nickname to use against your short, "middle-heavy" friends. Ruins lives.
Who is Cheezam
by Joofes August 19, 2022
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