cheez-it

A cheesy smack food that no other food can compare to. Also known as the best food in the universe and considerably better than reese cups.

person: dude those cheez-its are so better than reese's

by colin24213524361614 May 10, 2009

cheezitis

when you smile so hard and long your jaws hurt.

When you are first dating someone you are always smiling and your jaws hurt then you have "cheezitis". Or when you are in love with someone and they make you smile so much your jaws hurt then you have cheezitis.

by Boobie11 February 4, 2010

Cheezism

The belief system that everything is made of cheese. A belief of which has developed the cheez cult where believers worship the one and only, cheese god which of who lives on the cheese ball in the sky (aka the Moon by idiots). (Obviously its a cheeseball in the sky not the "Moon" ugh)

I am a Cheezist. I believe in Cheezism and believe that everything is made of cheese. Cheezism is the best religion.

by Cheezist December 1, 2021

Chester Cheezing

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.

April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.

by chestrrrr August 20, 2014

Green Bay Cheez-it

The act of eating a girls butthole out while she is wearing a Green Bay Packers Cheesehead.

Grant: "Dude I totally gave that girl the Green Bay Cheez-it in the Tundra Lodge's hot tub this weekend"

Will: "Fucking right dude. Its almost as good as my weekend, when I gave my girlfriend the Angry Dragon.

by N. Igger October 19, 2009

cheez-it

a scrumptious food item consisting of 1X1 inch squares of baked cheezy goodness. This particular snack food carries the slogan "Get Your Own Box".

A: Cheez-it's? awesome, can I have some?

B: Dude, get your own box, and stop being so gay. We're just roommates, it doesnt automatically make us friends.

A: Sorry.

by how come every email is using every name i come up with November 20, 2007

Cheezits Christ

The act of muching on cheezits after smoking a fat blunt, and swearing you see jesus's face in one of the squares.

Man I was tore up last night and Ill be damned if I did not see Cheezits Christ again.

by The Swheatley February 28, 2010