Cheeseman

A "Cheeseman" is a person or object with the ability to only inspire polar extremes of emotion from people around them/it i.e. Extreme rage or extreme love
The person or object usually comes from the london area.

I was going to rip off your nuts, but now i just wanna hug you...you are such a damn cheeseman!!

by Pedro mendez October 27, 2010

Cheeseconsin

A jihad to Wisconsin in which one, usually during spring break, travels by boat, up the Hudson, down the Mohawk and into the Great Lakes, onward to Wisconsin. The purpose of the trip is to bask in the glory of Wisconsin's world famous cheese. It is known to be a life changing experience and is not for the weak of heart or mind. Make sure you bring back cheese for your family to sample, so that you can convince them to join you on your next jihad

Motha fuckin Cheeseconsin 06 was cool ass beans!!!

by Chris Constantino February 26, 2006

cheesemonkey

A good old prankster type who gets their kicks in life by telling jokes, pulling people's hair and blowing bubbles in their chocolate milk.

Man, he be such a cheesemonkey for jokin us like that.

by jmharris August 22, 2011

cheeseoma

When one has eaten so much cheese that one enters a coma like trance. Similar to the meat sweats.

After eating a whole wheel of brie and half a block of gouda Francis slipped uncomfortably into a cheeseoma.

by Randall Ranger June 26, 2016

Cheesepost

A "Family Friendly" way of saying shitpost

Have you checked out my cheesepost ?
You mean shitpost.

by TachyTack December 4, 2019

CheeseBoxing

The sexual act of inserting a cheesestick into your partners vagina, having saxual intercourse with said partner, and then eating the cheesestick that was in said vagina.

So we had been cheeseboxing for 2 hours I was stuffed.

Dude I totally cheeseboxed Jessica last weekend! It was the tastiest one I’ve had so far.

by Bingus805 March 14, 2021

cheeseman syndrome

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021