cheesewank

males masterbating in a hole of a piece of cheese. or to wank it with a piece of cheese

go have sex with more cheese you cheesewank!

by justin March 27, 2004

Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.

by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) September 3, 2008

Assmouse Cheesepants

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.

Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.

by Nigwar October 28, 2006

cheesemaster

Being excessively cheap, mainly used as slang for the beastmaster in war3:tft or anything else that is perceived as overpowered.

That beastmaster was such a cheesemaster before they nerfed him.

by muppet June 25, 2004

cheesewank

When you wank using a hole in a piece of cheese. Only gayboys do it, so it is used as an insult.

You cheesewank!

by TT March 17, 2004

Cheesemonger

One who sells cheese

I got some mozzarella from my cheesemonger

by usinthelittlehouse April 15, 2006

cheesewank

1:*sniff sniff* eww ben have u been cheesewanking?
2:No that is you...
1:Oh yeah betta have a bit of spring cleaning
2:Last time i did that i got a feather caught in there!!!

Look above ^^^^^^^^ !!!You cheesewank!!!

by warren March 19, 2004