Cheese on Toast

The act of not coming through on a promising flex (shag).

The phrase originates from Matt going back to Blackpool Jackie's place after a hook up in Rumours. Despite numerous attempts to get past the heavy petting stage- access was continally denied and Matt was left to lie awake in a state of flex limbo until 8 next morning, when he received a plate of cheese on toast for all his hard efforts.

It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.

by The Extractor May 26, 2006

toasted cheese

Toasted cheese is a fancy more sophisticated type of grilled cheese

Guy-1 Hey do you want any toasted cheese?
Guy-2 wtf is toasted cheese

by theplayerhaterz January 19, 2016

Toasted Cheese

A fart let out of the asshole.

"Dude did you just fart? I smell some toasted cheese"

by AlibiL490 November 6, 2017

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich

a spadge filled and very hanging vagina.

i prized apart her minge lips and it looked like a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich.

by sam Hell June 22, 2004

Cheese On Toast

Cheese on toast is Grilled cheese on top of a piece of bread. Cheese on toast is John Deacon's favourite dish, something that is made fun of in the Queen Fandom.

-Let's have some Cheese On Toast.
-Pft who are you? John Deacon?

by ilovequeensomuchuwu June 29, 2019

cheese on toast

jhon deacons favourite snack (bass player of queen band)

"bro wassup with the queen fandom loving cheese on toast" "bro its cause its jhon deacons fav"

by avamul157 March 18, 2022

Cheese Is Tasty

When you need a bio so you pick this

PERSON 1: I DONT KNOW WHAT MY BIO SHOULD BE Person 2: try Cheese Is Tasty

by NSJKSKAJSJSSJ April 14, 2024