cheeseboy

One ugly motherfucking, teacher's pet, ate cheese from a urinal and would do it again if had the chance. Also known as sssssnake, fuckface.

Cheeseboy is one ugly mofucker.

by irv April 22, 2003

Cheesebook

Updated one's Facebook status message with a real mushy, emotional status update

"Hugs and Kisses XOXO is...so blessed to be blessed with the blessings of Starbucks this morning!" would be considered an example of Cheesebooking.

by habla1234 February 12, 2010

cheesebooty

A word used to greet close friends and for those you don't really care for too much...

Friends- "What's goin on there dooky stain? Not too much Cheesebooty.."

Not Friends- "Hey there asshole." "Yeah....How you doin Cheesebooty?"

by TomB2003 April 10, 2008

cheeseboard

The definition of a complete twat, acting in a manner considered too gay for normal society, or somebody who you just down right wanna punch.

My mate Shaun went out last night and pulled this Aussie bloke. What a cheeseboard.

This cheeseboard was pissing everyone off last night, so I munged his gran.

by evil_moses May 6, 2010

cheeseboat

1. Douchebag

2. One who lies about their age on a forum

3. To commit an act of beastiality

1. Why did you neg me!? OMG! n00B!

2. Self explanitory

3. So I was cheeseboating the cat and it ran away. Then it came back and licked my butthole.

by kkid28 September 17, 2006

dutch cheeseboard

To savour the air biscuits of a group of close friend's or colleagues in a confined space . e.g. your boss's office or friend's car.

Having been asked if he would like tikka for dinner, Tom replied:
"No thanks, I'm going to Nadine's later for a gang bang and the last thing I want is to bring mature cheddar to the dutch cheeseboard."

by Adambigbaws June 14, 2008

cheesebox

Another word for a computer.

Adult book store? Why? I have my cheesebox!

by Anima May 23, 2003