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Cottage Cheesing

Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.
Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!

Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!

Guy #2: Ya me too!
by MarkLP May 11, 2010
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cheesing

A word that went from 2 definitions to 37 definitions on UD in just one day. Thanks to Trey and Matt.
South park aired an episode where Kenny got high off of cat pee and they called it cheesing. Now every South Park/Urban Dictionary freak like me has to add his/her/it's definition.
by Jerry Lambert March 27, 2008
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Cheesing it

When someone is smiling really hard. I mean ear to ear smile. They're cheesing it
That kid smile so big he was cheesing it.
by doodles pop 12345 October 13, 2011
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cheeping

Person 1: bro what you get up to yesterday?
Person 2: cheeping all day and night man!
Person 1: tubular!
by ghostintheforest October 30, 2018
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Squirrel Cheeking

The act of grabbing you're scrotum mid-coitus and shoving it into your partners mouth or gaping anus. Typically followed by a commanding statement for your partner to "Save em up for Winter!"

It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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Cheebin'

A noun that is synonymous with all other nouns, frequently used to replace one or more nouns in a sentence.
It is generally used to be humorous, or silly.

For example, the sentence "Yeah, I've been chillin'" can be changed into "Yeah, I've been cheebin'" or "Yeah, y'all already know you'd never catch me leebin'!".
Yeah I been cheebin'
You been leebin'?
Hey, I don't cheeb like that!
by Cheeble November 21, 2020
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raw cheeking

Combination of "raw dogging" and "butt cheeks," describing the act of using a toilet seat, not your own, without protection. The protection in question is toilet paper to line the seat, just as a condom is the protection in question with respect to raw dogging.

It is appropriate to raw cheek in the bathroom of your Immediate and extended family. How far the circle extends to your friends, however, is unclear at this time. At a best friend's house, it is acceptable to raw cheek. The further you get into the realm of a casual acquaintance, though, the more likely it is that you should use toilet paper to line the toilet seat.

Without exception, it is never appropriate to raw cheek in a restroom open to the public.
The old saw goes: Saturday night raw cheeking leads to Monday morning rash.
by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015
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