Chesapeake Bay Special

(n) Getting stung on the genitalia by a moon jelly in the Chesapeake Bay, particularly during the part of the year when the water temperature is both ideal for swimming and millions of jellyfish everywhere. Can be either accidental or intentional (as a kink).

Are you sure you want to go skinny dipping right now? Look at all those jellyfish!
Yeah... I like a bit of pain and I'm trying to get a Chesapeake Bay Special.

by ChesapeakeBaySailor January 13, 2023

Cheapshiet

1: An apparent knock-off of a product you wanted.

2: A specific product that you asked someone for because of its reliability, but in return you get a product similar to that, but cheaper and with horrible setbacks due to its lack of reliability.

"God damn I specifically asked for that and instead I get some cheapshiet garbage that doesn't even work properly!"

"I tried telling my mom that i specifically wanted that company model, but nope! I get this cheapshiet instead!"

"You'll never get that model, you always get cheapshiet instead!"

by Eltronin April 14, 2023

The Chesapeake Blues

A bad case of the crabs

That skank had a bad case of the Chesapeake Blues

by SDrayden September 20, 2012

chesapeake beach

A shithole town in Upper Calvert County, Maryland. Also known as the most corrupt place in the State. Home to the "Rob & Steal" a hotel, restaurant and "bingo hall". Bingo is really code for slot machine and there are hundreds of unregulated rip-off machines in this tiny town. Of course, the hotel is owned by the former Mayor who is known by locals as "Boss Hogg" but even small town mayors who own all the commercial property in town have a boss themselves. Maryland's lifetime Senate President also resides there and is known for knocking off any competition to Boss Hogg in exchange for kickbacks. Bribery and corruption are out in the open. The most attractive qualities of the town are its bikers, drug dealers and hookers. Just go into any bar to find what you need!

Wanna go down to Chesapeake Beach? Nah man, last time I was there I lost all my money on slots, got in a fight with a biker and then caught clamydia from some girl named Krusty Kristy!

by Abc123iseasy June 22, 2016

Cheapskate

The act of ejaculating in a bitch while she is on the brink of orgasm, then walks out before she is done.

What a fucking cheapskate he was done but I wasn’t!

by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

chapcaked

When someone gets so bummed out they want to shove a fire hydrant up your ass.

She was very chapcaked after I had intercourse with her mom and told me to fuck off.

by Nicknogg double g July 25, 2016

Crapsake

When you want to say "fucks sake" but its not that big and you don't want to swear (not in the mood or parents are around.

Person 1: Bro you failed your drug test.
Person 2: Ahh crapsake..
Person 1: You knew it was coming.

by Rexxit August 11, 2019