Calitard

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.

Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".

by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020

charizard's dick

smoking so much that you aren't even getting high any more, your throat just burns.

yo man, i've smoked so much today that bowl is treating me like charizard's dick!

by ethana December 2, 2010

Charizarding

The act of lighting a girls pubic hair on fire whist having sexual intercourse and then the guy puts it out with his cum.

Shane does charizarding with Shay-lea.

by Big mek June 23, 2014

the charzard

when,during intercourse you set a woman's pubic hair on fire and you put it out with your cum while flapping your arms and roaring like charzard

woman: oh thats nice wait what are you doing with that lighter!!
man: *roar*
woman: it burns put it out!!
man: skeet skeet skeet
voala the charzard is complete

by fluffernutter55 October 22, 2008

A Charzard

When your fucking a girl and then right before you cum you set her pubes on fire then extinguish it with your cum.

YO SOME ONES DOING A CHARZARD IN THE BATHROOM

by c0rnh0le October 10, 2019

Charitable Disguise

A ridiculous orange comb-over used to hide a dick or asshole. This is the kind of thing you'd see on a politician whose proper place is on a street corner with a pet monkey doing tricks on a mini piano hoping for so much as a sideways glance.

I just saw our boy D Dog stiff elementing himself in the corner. I wish he'd at least put a charitable disguise over that thing.

by Sherbert A. July 29, 2020

reverse charzarding

When you set the man’s beard on fire and the woman squirts on his face to put it out and then he spits it in her face and shouts “you don’t have enough badges to train me”

I’m going to reverse charzarding you tonight

by Beverlyforgrieve August 6, 2023