chastity shorts

Spandex or soffe shorts worn under a dress or skirt to prevent regrettable sexual acts from occurring that evening. The shorts are used to stop a fast drunken decision from being made because when a boy takes off said dress or skirt, he will stumble upon the shorts and it will make the girl think twice about what is happening. The shorts can also be bedazzled with sayings including “STOP!”, “What would my mother say about this?”, and “Do not enter”.

Guy: What are these?
Girl: Oh, these are my chastity shorts…Wow, that just made me think about what is happening right now and now I don’t want to hook up with you anymore. Thank goodness these chastity shorts ruined the moment so I won’t do anything I will regret.

by bedazzler1 August 4, 2009

chastity pelt

The end result of a woman intentionally neglecting to shave her legs before a date in an attempt to make herself behave.

Amanda was unsure of her ability to stay out of James' pants during their date, so she made sure to leave herself a little chastity pelt.

by tjruth April 20, 2006

chastity belt

A belt worn to keep you from getting raped, made from lead and metal, looks kind of like a baby swing at parks. Used in the olden days and still used in some jails.

The king advised the queen to wear a chastity belt, for he was to concerned of thieves.

by nimadude October 28, 2003

enforced chastity

Locking a person in a chastity belt.

Specifically used in BDSM it is special metal device that Is locked on you that doesn't allow you to touch or pleasure yourself. typically used with plugs and vibrators.

I'm giving you enforced chastity as a punishment to teach you a lesson that your orgasm belongs to me only.

by Submissive girl June 23, 2016

Chaptivity

1. Evidence of chapped lips, often of extreme measure. Derived from chapped activity.

2. Having a extreme case of chapped lips, with absolute no way to get chap stick.
ex. " bro i'm stuck in chaptivity for the whole car ride because i left my chap stick at home."

by randfluff October 6, 2012

chastity whore

a chastity whore is a dumb bitch who can't take a joke. the mega hypocrite of all the hypocrites (hence the name). steer clear of chastity whores

you can't do anything funny nowadays because a chastity whore will get on your case and ruin it.

chastity whores are the worst

by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB January 13, 2021

chastity chest

a female who is extremely prude. she approves of kissing, but does not appreciate physical content, especially the removal of articles of clothing. extreme fear of nakedness around male species.

Bob got on a girl who wouldn't take her shirt off. She is a chastity chest.

by carl steamer March 1, 2004