The chappy-doo is a basic defense mechanism used to combat
SAS (Sweaty Ass Syndrome). The chappy-doo consists of a small amount of toilet
paper, usually consisting of 2-3 squares,
folded and wedged firmly into the butt cheeks. The purpose is to absorb excess crack
sweat during especially warm days. The chappy-doo can reach capacity before the user is in a proper location to dispose of it. In this case, it is recommended the user walk with a wide stance and shake one or both legs during the steps. This technique, when successful, will send the chappy-doo down the pants
leg and onto the ground. Practice this technique in your favorite retail store.