Hallmark Channel

The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.

My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.

by Cerebrate 1138 July 20, 2016

Chunder Cannon

When one is held horizontally above the ground and then 'loaded' with excessive amounts of alcohol before being 'fired' (rocked) backwards and forwards a number of times. If this process does not induce chundering, then the cannon must again be reloaded and the process continued until successful vomiting is induced.

guy 1, "load the cannon"
guy 2, "loading the cannon"
guy 1, "fire the cannon"
guys 3, 4, and 5..., "firing the cannon"

the chunder cannon is then performed by the suspended individual

by thebathchundercannon April 6, 2010

fuzzy channel

Before digital cable, it was the pay per view channels that kids would watch because half of them were porn. When you didn't pay for the movie you could still go to the channel, but the picture was terrible and "fuzzy", but would occasionally clear up for a few seconds, and you could see everything you wanted to see. All kids in elementary knew what the fuzzy channels were.

Hey, your parents aren't around, check out what's on the fuzzy channels...........................woaaaaaaaaaaah

by gorgle December 2, 2010

Orbital cannon

Press Button to win

Hey, see that guy on the Orbital cannon ?

1-0

by Iwilleatyourbed January 4, 2021

That cybert channel

A gay 2-player fellatio party game. It begins with both men putting on blindfolds, they take turns putting things into eachother's mouth, they have to guess if it's their penis or not. If they are correct the penis is taken out and the guesser get's a lolipop. If not, the non-penis thing is taken out and the guesser is aggresively mouthfucked while the thruster makes william shakespear quotes.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna That Cybert Channel?
Guy 2: Ehh, not really, they really fell off after FNAF fan games 5. Although that Jerika girl is really cute 😏😏😏
Guy 1: ERRRHHHHH *thrusts*

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the final stage of the game can be activated instantly if the reciever does not know what the game is. Or mistakes it with any other thing in existance.

by Flameonoodle March 18, 2023

Cannon Penis

On vacation you will find that you have a CANNON, PENIS!!!!!!!!! :)

I want a Cannon Penis!!!!

by paul parry October 30, 2011

fart cannon

A disproportionately large muffler or exhaust pipe, mounted on an automobile with a small displacement engine. Named for the flatulence like sound the vehicle's exhaust makes.

A six inch fart cannon attached to a 1 inch tailpipe? Don't tell me. You've seen The Fast and the Furious at least once, right?

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003