Chafing My Mind

It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.

Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."

by dominat0r May 30, 2013

chafer

A person who irritates, an event or behavior that irritates. A custy that calls you a hundred times for a dime.

Niel calls me too much, he is such a chafer.

by Pepper Eaton December 30, 2003

Chaffin Head

An abnormal condition where you're head swells up to the size of a watermelon.

"Dude, your head looks bigger today"
"I know bro, I've come down with a mean case of Chaffin head"

by Big Pimpin Julius October 25, 2011

Chaff

Something that is of low quality and trashy. The opposite of swanky. From the Bible reference "separating the wheat from the chaff"

This Cafeteria lunch is so chaff.

That was a chaff pool shot.

by Swagmaster3.14159 October 25, 2015

Chafarobe

An itchy robe or clothing that chafes at your skin and creates a rash.

"Dude, check out this rash, its from that damn chafarobe."

by hannah;keziah November 17, 2007

mobile chafing

the gradual deterioration of pocket fabric where a cellular device has been repeatedly stored, thus, causing excessive rubbing that results in an irritated, worn out patch on a pair of pants

These jeans aren't from Abercrombie & Fitch, that's just mobile chafing.

All the change fell out of my pocket because of mobile chafing.

Darn you, mobile chafing! Now you can see my thigh.

by H Jr. December 13, 2010

Chuff Chafe

To wear out a girl's pussy through rough, but pleasurable sexual activity. Chuff Chafe leaves the vagina extremely sore, generally pink and puffy. May result in limited ability for further sexual activity for several days. May impair ability to walk without mild pain. May be treated with salves, creams or ice packs.

Roger took Carla on an extended weekend get away. While there was lots to see and do, they remained inside the hotel room all weekend having every form of imaginable vaginal sex. Roger rode her so hard he left her with a severe case of Chuff Chafe. She could barely sit in her chair at the office on Monday without applying a cold pack.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015