Sophomore Catastrophe

Graduating class of 2012, AKA If the world ends in 2012 I just wasted my whole life in school.

"I might as well just drop out now!"

"Why would you do that?!"

"Listen, when the sophomore catastrophe comes your going to be mad because you just spent your whole life in school, while I'll be laughing it up in GUAM!"

"...."

"I'm just saying... Think about it..."

by cookiedough5454 January 3, 2010

cerasela

Cerasela is a Romanian name for a strong and lovely women it's a very rare name and usually is for a good and hot women.

-Dude you saw her?
-Yea she is a Cerasela.

by 0kewoppi0 November 30, 2020

Colombian Catastrophe

Explosive, stomach spasming diarrhea brought on by drinking too much coffee in the morning and not enough breakfast.

Bob- Hey Bill What's up??
Bill- Not now Bob, I've had three cups of Maxwell House this morning and I'm about to experience a Colombian Catastrophe...

by PRC 123 July 23, 2011

Russian ceasefire

promising not to fire at civilians while firing at civilians

"Russia just annouced a ceasefire so that civilians can get away from urban ares"
"Dude... it is a Russian ceasefire"

by kakabus March 7, 2022

Catastrophous

An overturning misfortune that turns into a fiasco that makes you lose sight of your original purpose or plan.

OR

In poker terms-When your plan of bluffing with complete air, nothing that resembles a hand, blows up in your face and puts you out of the tourney.

Man, I can't believe that play didn't work against that guy. That was catastrophous

by BigSkinnyExpress April 12, 2011

Catassathrolagus

A disease of unknown origin that affects people usually in the throat. Creates confusion in the thought process and words that are spoken or sentences are not easily understood. This disease is not contagious and there are no pre-cursor symptoms. Can usually be treated with a combination of 2 asprin, 1 viagra and 1 adderrall.

Deb contracted a severe case of catassathrolagus last night while sleeping.

by vdub4motion May 2, 2013

cetaceous

Of, or pertaining to, a whale.

His cetaceous sister was unappealing.

by QuezBird July 7, 2014