Waving Your Cervix

1) Having exaggerated pride or self-confidence about female sexuality.

2) Having or containing too much vaginal hubris

Damn girl, you think your so fuckin' hot constantly "waving your cervix" around.

by Sonny_Capone March 16, 2012

mexican cervix punch

when a mexican guy goes so deep into your vagina it hurts(usually while eating a taco)

that mexican cervix punch Juan gave me hurt like hell....but the taco was awesome!

by JP189512 May 11, 2014

Secret Cervix

E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.

I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.

by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023

Boy Cervix

How to refer to your prostate gland when being pegged or engaging in anal intercourse

"The big goth mommy hit my boy cervix with her strap and made me jizz everywhere"

by TheOneTrueBebop May 2, 2025

Deviated cervix

It’s like a deviated septum but a southern man can’t say it the right way.

When your allergeticals are so bad you can’t breath through your deviated cervix

by Mrs.scoot July 10, 2025

sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.

Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

sails and cervix

What a horny dude would hope dat da hot female skippers of a schooner-tours company would offer.

When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023