Cellar Dwellar

A person with no life who lives in a musty cellar, feeding off crabs and various foods that grow in the dirty habitat.

Becca is a cellar dwellar, and feeds off the seafood buffet.

by Crazy Omen Tinker Bell June 3, 2010

Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.

Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!

by bashatonic August 20, 2012

cellbar gripper

the unfortunate victim of some vigorous prison buttslam

Guard: That new fish in block C is a real cellbar gripper.

Warden: Yeah, I had to send him to the infirmatory for some removable dentures because he clenched his teeth so hard.

Guard: His cellmate will love that

by Lecherous Cretin July 5, 2012

cellaholic

Term used to describe someone who is constantly on their cellphone.

I wish Consandra would put that damn cell phone down and get some work done. The bosses must know she's a cellaholic.

by subicwarrior October 15, 2013

Cellmate

A Celldweller Fan.

If there’s one thing all Celldweller fans can agree on, it’s this: Celldweller has a huge discography. There are releases upon releases upon remixes upon instrumentals upon deluxe editions. Where does a new Cellmate even begin to start?!

by Delatom July 26, 2018

cellabi

a legendary pokemon cellabi can travel through time and space

dude 1 oh this is awosome i caught a cellabi

by that_one_11_year_old December 21, 2020

cellaphekerus

Cellaphekerus is when you're making up a random word for your daughter to believe just because you're being obtuse.

"Oh hey there child of mine, spell cellaphekerus."
"Oh wow that cellaphekerus is such a real word."

by tha potatoe January 10, 2022