Celery of Humanity

A person who takes more energy to stomache than he or she gives back, just as celery requires more calories to digest than it provides.

Can you tell me why Paris Hilton gets so much press? She hasn't done anything. She's the Celery of Humanity

by balloon pirate February 18, 2007

electric celery

the smell of a new pack of CDs, or DVDs

I opened a new pack of CDs last night totally got a whiff of that electric celery

by moonbear131 March 26, 2022

Spam celery

A term used to describe a vegetarian meal that secretly contains traces of meat. The vegetarian has no idea that he/she has totally gone against the rules of vegetarianism.

Man: Oh my god you so just ate some spam celery, not feeling so vegetarian now are you!

Vegetarian: *cries and hides from all humanity*

by david dring April 24, 2006

Celery Girl

A girl who weirdly always smells like celery and it’s kinda uncomfortable.

Dang, that girl is a celery girl. Gross.

by adbrbeyz24 April 21, 2021

mlg celery

The biggest and worse boomer out there. Matched with Mlg mr fiddler

Mlg celery is a boomer

by Jc83947 December 11, 2019

Spicy Celery

Celery that is spicy, which is a real thing.

This celery tastes spicy, it must be spicy celery.

Spicy Celery does exist.

by therealestreal November 18, 2016

Celery Root

PLU: 94585. The perfect comeback in any situation.

Bud 1: *argues with Bud 2 over nothing*
Bud 2: "You don't even know the code for celery root! 😡"
Bud 1: "94585."
Bud 2: "Imma just take this L real quick...don't mind me." *takes L*

by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021