Ceeb

An expressed lack of desire, motivation or effort to perform an action which requires the consumption of energy; either mental, physical or spiritual energy.

I ceeb walking up Haydock Lane

by TomTitIsAShit November 30, 2022

Ceebs

Describing your bothering towards doing something.

Person A) “Lets go to the library!”
Person B) “That’s such a “Ceebs””

by wb29080715 November 5, 2022

Ceebs Machine

A group of absolute dogs

That dodgeball team is so ceebs machine

by Dawg122345 February 19, 2025

ceebs merchant

A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.

Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"

Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."

by z4//////1 December 5, 2022

Ceebs

The term idiots use to show they 'Cant Be Bothered' instead of using the proper abbreviation "Cbb".

"Gaston can you take that stick out of your ass?"
"Ceebs, bro"

by Smileygoat November 28, 2021

Ceebing

Being a fat alcoholic with no drive or motivation.

‘Not going to the gym, I’m ceebing’

by Bdbekwoq October 8, 2023

Ceebs

When you just "Can't be arsed" to say "CBA", you use the shortened version, "ceebs"

-Do you wanna go to the park today Jeff?
-Ceebs.

by Roborohan May 30, 2016