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Early Onset Caucasia

Mental Illness found in white women aka“Karen“ worsens with age.

Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.

Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.

Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!

NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.

FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.

- Becky Snow
Knowing she was at risk of contracting EARLY ONSET CAUCASIA, Amber got divorced, moved to Atlanta, vaguely remembers drinking Hennessey, is making a conscious effort to regularly consume her veggies and is no longer at risk of contracting this horrific illness.
by Becky Snow April 28, 2021
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Caucasian

1. Most commonly, when you hear the term "Caucasian" it is meant as a racial term synonymous with "European" or "white".

2. In its original meaning, the term "Caucasian" refers to the Caucasus region (which contains the independent states of Armenia, Azerbaijan and Georgia, as well as part of the Russian Federation). The Caucasus is considered a transitional zone between Europe and Asia.
1. "Two Caucasian males heading towards your location."

2. "The Chechens are a Caucasian ethnic group who are seeking independence from the Russian Federation."
by globetrotter2011 April 8, 2011
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Caucanderthal

A present day european homonid of Neanderthal ancestory. Known for living in most of europe. Also a derogatory word for a white Male or Female. The opposite of the word "Nigger" Which is used by europeans as an English word to insult Blacks.
You filthy lice ridden Caucanderthal ( insult)
by WatchMEshyne November 24, 2013
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cauchy

Adjective. Pronounced `koh-shee`.

1. A word that can replace "good" in any context.
2. In a state of profound convergence or general well-being.
3. Used to describe something that is absolutely bounded in goodness and approaching perfection.
4. Used to describe a sequence of events that border on the limit of what's possible.
5. Used to describe two friends who are closer than any real friend.
1. You cauchy bro?
2. I'm feeling pretty cauchy about this test.
3. That nap earlier today was absolutely cauchy.
4. I thought I was going to fail this quarter, but after last week all my classes have been cauchy.
5. Are we cauchy bro?
by AugustinLouisCauchy February 4, 2020
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Caucus

The act of having a rowdy round of shots while shouting "CAUCUS" instead of "CHEERS".
Person 1: "Are we ready to caucus?"
Person 2: "Should we caucus?"
Person 3: "Caucus!"
Everyone: "CAUCUS!"
by DaAn_NaDa May 25, 2020
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Eyes on Asian skin Caucasian

When one’s to faded that the individual eyes are squinted that of an Asian.
Bro you look faded as fuck eyes on Asian skin Caucasian
by JayFromTheWay December 4, 2022
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Caucasity

That woman shut the conversation down so quickly with her remarkable caucasity!

Oh, the caucasity of this is too much!
by SigmundFeud June 21, 2017
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