Cattacked

When your cat attacks you for no goddamn reason and ends up biting/scratching/and or drawing blood

Person 1: Fuck dude, what happened to your arm?
Person 2: I got cattacked.

by yeet420blazeit November 27, 2016

Cat tank

When you fuck your cat for misbehaving

Mickey was misbehaving so i took the cat tank approach while jimmy cried with a sock in his mouth.

by Jake 9 April 27, 2017

Cattack

An Attack by a Cat

Joe: Whoa, Jill! You're bleeding! What happened to you?
Jill: It was a terrible case of a cattack.

by RaphooMaybe September 12, 2019

cantankocity

The quality of being cantankerous

When I take my dog to the groomer, that bitch is full of cantankocity

by Abnormally large zebra September 16, 2020

cantankerous prune

A fake community member in an NFT group who preaches smashing floors but ends up pumping bags instead.

PSA for the unaware - this dude runs organized pumps and socially bullies people into doing what's best for HIS bags. He's always been a cantankerous prune.

by YuriDCulus February 2, 2022

Cattacking

When you see one dumb bitch attacking another dumb bitch in a cat fight.

Him - Did you see that cat fight last night?
Me - yeah, that one dumb bitch started cattacking that other dumb bitch.

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 21, 2021

Cantankareversobapped

The act of being in a state of absolute disarray or discombobulation.

See: befuddled, flabbergasted

When the politician suggested we remove commercial cargo ships from the ocean to combat rising sea levels, I found myself unrevocably cantankareversobapped.

by Telenortron February 23, 2022