Carpool

A carpool is when you cum so much in your car that it creates a pool of cum in there car.

Example: quick we have to clean up this carpool before my girlfriend sees it.

Wow this is a big carpool.

by Mr Chouna and Mr O'Bobo May 5, 2021

carpooligans

The members of CARPOOL, the anti-drunk driving student org at Texas A&M University. Known for vibrant lime green t-shirts and 90’s-style acronyms.

“Hey, are you taking an Uber home?”
“Nah, I’m riding with the carpooligans tonight.”

by Poolcar Dreams April 22, 2023

Russian carpool

When a woman takes two penises in her ass with a vodka-soaked tampon in her vagina.

Person 1: What were you up to last night?
Person 2: Oh man, I was in the back of a Russian carpool.

by rosewilting August 31, 2021

Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

Any of a wide range of afflictions resulting from repetitive commuting. Most common are sciatica and butt zits.

Crushed by cement ceiling tiles - that's serious Carpool Tunnel Syndrome!

by hbm January 3, 2009

Carpool karaoke

When your in the car with James Cordon, most of the time with James unless it’s a rip off, and you sing loads of songs while driving

Did you see the carpool karaoke with Beyoncé

Hey I’m doing carpool karaoke today wanna join

I love watching carpool karaoke videos

by Lucyloooooooo May 8, 2018

Dirty Carpool

While on the dance floor three or more people line up and run a sex train, can be vaginal, anal and/or oral.

DUDE! Three chicks just did a dirty carpool right in the middle of the dance floor!

by J and J Weiners November 3, 2010

Carpool

When 2 or more men simultaneously jerk off into the same toilet, sending their children together off to school.

We will never have children of our own since we alwayz carpool together.

by pittycent & Hicksie April 1, 2009