Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.

Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."

by michelledomination March 3, 2016

Catling Gun

An unspayed cat that is continuously birthing litters of kittens.

Our Catling Gun Lavender got knocked up by the neighborhood tomcat yet again while still nursing her litter before we could get her fixed.

by Raul Terra March 13, 2021

Caulen

A legend of a man. Typically a heavy drinker and all around outstanding ninja/jedi like person.

Did you see that kid just chug a beer while doing a backflip? That kid is such a Caulen!

by masterjedininja July 28, 2011

calendrome

Like a palindrome, a calendrome is a date that appears the same whether read backward or forward, i.e., 1.12.11.

1.12.11 is a rare example of a calendrome.

by Cutters79 January 21, 2010

Carlene

A really nice girl who underestimates herself.She is also quite weird at some times but that's why we all love her.She gets frustrated with her family at times but so does everyone.A pretty girl who deserves more than this.

Carlene: My mum is sooo annoying!

Me: It's ok Carlene. You know you still love her, and she loves you.

Carlene: Your my most favorite wee sister ever!

Me: I'm your only sister.

Carlene: Exactly.

Me: -__-

by KeNzEhBaBeZ April 9, 2013

catjen

cat- catalina, the most perfect human being. with the cutest name ever. no one is like her. be lucky to have that precious human being in your life. she’s perfect. she deserves the world.

jen- jennifer. she’s in love with catalina. she’s her best, with her.

“..catjen forever..” “catjen are soulmates..”

by justhereforthiss April 6, 2021

stalker calendar

A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.

Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.

Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.

Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!

Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!

by nearly civilized January 5, 2010