Shit Cafe

The place a person is going when they've decided to put themself into a less than desirable, potentially hurtful, or crap, situation. The only thing on the menu, regardless of how it appears, is shit. Often the person will know they are about to go there, but feel almost powerless to stop it.

Example 1
Friend: You know, I got a message from him last night and he wants to see me again....maybe he really cares this time.

Concerned friend: Oh no!.....you're not going to see him are you? Please don't give him another chance to break your heart again.

Friend: I'm feeling weak and I want to see him so badly..... It looks like I'll be heading back to the Shit Cafe.

Example 2
Employee 1: The boss just asked me to work this weekend and I caved.

Employee 2: Man, I already told them no way! I can't believe you're gonna eat that shit sandwich.

Employee 1: I know....I'm such a loser. I keep letting people take me to the Shit Cafe even though I know the only thing on the menu is crap!

Employee 2: Yeah the boss is such an asshole...he knows how often you eat there.

by SilverB January 5, 2009

catcest

When two or more cats from the same family have sex with each other.

Bob: "Did you see they two cats going at it last night?"

John: "Dude, they where from the same litter, that's catcest!"

Bob: "It was still hot though"

by Jalapenis Dude June 14, 2009

Transformice Cafe

A cringe inducing miniforum on Transformice where most flamewars and arguements on there. Every cafer is different, but in all honesty they all fucking suck.

(example of how the Transformice Cafe acts)
Eggmanmeep: fuck u xhiddenangelx
Xhiddenangelx#1277: ?
Draco#3607: i luv u eggmanmeep
Dont_treadonme#2642: yea fgt
Quim#0230: no u
Marxymice: stfu
dragon_fire#8696: fuck me im a 12 year old hooker uwu owo daddy
Heroguy#1463: cum on me pls
Specialmice1: o_ o
Edgyteen: v_v
Cosmofox#7413: uhh
Shamshak: what
Peonyy#2157: hmm

by an anonyMOUSE cafer May 29, 2019

mephisto’s cafe

Hell

“Mephisto” Is derived from the German word Mephistopheles, meaning devil.

Thomas-“We’re going down to mephisto’s cafe”

by 2+2=4 -1=3 quick mafs May 31, 2018

caffe nerd

Due to the particular font chosen by Caffe Nero (a large UK Coffee house chain) for their company logo, it is often mistakenly read as 'Caffe Nerd'.

I will meet you at 3.00pm at Caffe Nerd.

The logo speaks for itself!

by Chris Everson May 23, 2006

cafe del mar

A very relaxing and ambient sound with various artists. Perfect music to listen to if you r on the beach or just need to mellow out

Gees today was a stressful day, i need to put some Cafe Del Mar on to relax

by Booom Bab August 30, 2006

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome

A common condition in which one does dot have enough caffeine in their system to operate normally. Symptoms include drowsiness, staring at walls, and an inability to tolerate other people, often accompanied by a headache. The only known cure is more caffeine.

George- "What's up with Steve today? He was staring at the wall, and the second I tried to talk to him, he freaked out and told me to go away!"

Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."

by Under-Caffeinated June 24, 2011