Canadian-roulette 

A popular Canadian drinking game where you take 6 cans of Molson Canadian and shake one vigorously. You then mix them up and 6 people must select a can to drink. The person who gets the exploding can must chug their beer.

After completing the chug it is customary to exclaim "My name is Joe, and I am Canadian!"

"Yo I just picked up 6 cans of Canadian"
"Sweet, let's play some Canadian-roulette"

Canadian-roulette by farmfest April 23, 2013

Canadian Healthcare™ 

Killing yourself or assissted suicide

If you really want to die you should seek Canadian Healthcare™

Canadian Healthcare™ by The_Real_Rusty_Shackleford December 31, 2022

Bandwagon Canadian 

An individual who identifies as Canadian and professes the Canadian spirit while their country (usually the United States) undergoes a period of unrest, instability, poor political choices, or lackluster sporting results.

John became a bandwagon Canadian after Team USA's 0-3 ouster from the World Cup of Hockey.

After Trump won the election, the number of Bandwagon Canadians tripled.

Bandwagon Canadian by jbd91 September 23, 2016

Fuck the Canadians Day 

On December 18th it's the national Fuck the Canadians Day where you can harass the Canadians freely and there is nothing they can do about it.

Mike: Hey bro do you know what day it is ?
Kevin: Yeah December 18th, Fuck the Canadians Day.

Fuck the Canadians Day by Not a Canadian thank god October 17, 2021

Canadia 

The secret state between Narnia and Canada. To get there, you must stand in an old cupboard and say sorry three times and then eat Maple Syrup and Turkish Delight and you will get teleported there.

Guy: “Hey what’s Joey doing in the cupboard with my Maple Syrup and Turkish Delight?”
Girl: “He’s trying to go to Canadia”

Canadia by Maconchie June 4, 2014

Canadian Quiver

Performing felatio with ice in your mouth.

She gave me a Canadian Quiver with the ice left in the bottom of her cup.

Canadian Quiver by kamj August 22, 2009

Casadona 

Casadona. Another word for an amazing house party. Usually when parents aren't home. Usually the host of said party doesn't even remember what happened. It's that awesome.

Friend: "Whoa,

dude, that was one casadona you had the other night!"
Host: "What party?"

Casadona by Norlaney Rurfey August 16, 2012