carusbro

(noun) used to describe a person who plays lacrosse but is a HUGE tool. Carusbros (plural version) often date skanky girls who are at least 4 years younger than himself. The usual attire for a Carusbro is a pinny 7 sizes too small, to show off his muscles, a bright orange hunting hat, and kanye glasses to make sure everyone knows he's a douche. Basically it is the biggest insult for a lacrosse player, just like calling a mexican a "spick".

Josh: Yo dude I'm wearing my pinny tonight; oh and my 8th grade girlfriend is coming too.

Bart: Dude you're being a Carusbro, I might have to block you on facebook......

by countfunkyou November 2, 2011

Sofia Carson

Sofia is perfect, She is beautiful and really nice. She is the Queen👑 and she's an Actress-singer-song writer- and she is trilingual in English, Spanish, and French. Sofia Carson is the definition of perfect she has the best outfits and is stunning. Some of her music is I Luv U, Grey area, San Francisco, Different world, Chillin like a snowman, Ins and Outs, Back to Beautiful, Im going to love you, and Love is the name. I Luv U and Rumors she did those colabs with R3HAB, Different world and Back to beautiful she did those colabs with Alan walker, and Grey area was colabs with Grey, San Francisco was a colab with Galantis, Ins and Outs and Im going to love you and Love is the name was songs she did by her self. You may know her from Disneys Descendants 1, 2 & 3, Descendants wicked world, Cinderella story: If the shoe fits, and Adventures in Babysitting. In Descendants she plays Evie the daughter of the Evil Queen. She has a lot of people who ship her with her (Evie) with otheres like Dove Cameron (Mal), Zachary Gibson (Doug), Cameron Boyce (Carlos), Booboo Stewart (Jay), Mitchell Hope (King Ben)...etc
The ship names are EviexMal = Mevie, Eval, Malive. EviexDoug = Devie. EviexCarlos = Carvie. EviexJay = Jevie. EviexBen = Bevie. You can find fanfiction of all these ships on A03, Fanfiction. com, Wattpad, Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, Quotev, and movies adult-fanfiction.

Sofia is the definition of Perfect
Sofia Carson is Queen
Queen Sofia is beautiful

by Stream I Luv U by SofiaCarson January 10, 2020

Zen Carsonism

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019

Carson.malfoy7

A girl on tiktok that makes really cringe videos of her dancing and POV’s. She also is a Tomika falcon supporter, which makes her transphobic.
Her attempts to be funny are embarrassing.

1: I love Carson.malfoy7 so much😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺🥺 syltherin for life🥰
2: That’s stupid
1: That was ironic, no one actually likes her

by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 31, 2021

Carusowned

A combination of the word "owned" and "Caruso", referencing David Caruso who is the lead actor on TV show CSI Miami. To Carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sunglasses on, then conclude the statement. This is followed by the 'YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!' that begins the CSI Miami opening credits.

"Well it appears that I"
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."

by Scott Williamson Rockefeller January 3, 2009

Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.

After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016

carson ca

A city located between Compton , Gardena, Long Beach, Wilmington, and Harbor Gateway. Home to the Good Year Blimp, Stub Hub Center, California State University Dominguez Hills, and soon to be the Los Angeles NFL Stadium. Carson,CA is also known for having a large Samoan and Filipino population. Also known for the Original Polynesian blood gangs, that often feud with Mexican Gangs in the city.

You see a Samoan in a different city , ask if he lives or has family from Carson CA.

by Qwerty13 May 12, 2016