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Carrot

A alpha male of any decent or nationality who has large muscles, wears shirts that are 2 sizes too small, wears excessive amounts of cologne and has a small car to make the carrot look big and buff. Carrots can be found in parks and in gyms attempting to seduce unsuspecting female joggers with carrot-like pick up lines, like "Can I keep pace with you"
OMG I just saw a carrot fight ... they were both going for the door at the same time and stared each other down until the baby carrot let the bigger carrot open the door.
by Nicole & Lauren April 19, 2010
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Carrot

An evil vegetable that is trying to take over the world.
The carrots are coming!!!
by Karamazov15 September 20, 2016
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Carroting

Johnny took a selfie of himself and Mark Carroting. It was amazing.
by Cohn Jelly September 14, 2014
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Carroted

When in RuneScape, you go up to someone you don't like and perform the jig emote. A substitute word can be "Owned."
Djbabycarrot: *performs jig emote*
Djbabycarrot: "Carroted."
by ily blc November 21, 2010
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carrots

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.
On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.
by b-rett62436 August 29, 2008
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Carrot

A bogan/skezzy who piles on foundation and fake tan like there's no tomorrow. When a punk skezzy and a carrot skezzy breed, they give birth to an Emo Carrot Skezzy, who grazes schools and local malls in ugg boots, denim short shorts, orange faces and heavy black eyes. They normally have crusty bleach-blonde hair as well.
Gosh! Janice is such a carrot! She had the fake tan all over her hands, too! Not to mention some OTHER substance...
by Jobana K March 8, 2008
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Carrot

She was really orange from all the carrots she's been eating.

She doesn't like fingers because all of the carrots she's been eating.
by LordMaher April 21, 2011
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