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Saddle For Carrying

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.
Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."
by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021
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stand and carry

A brilliant way to fuck in which you pick the girl up and let her wrap her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist. You gently lower her down over your big hard nine-inch dick so it is inside her wet pussy, and let her slide it up and down on your huge giant erect cock until you both cum. Then if you are, (so to speak) still "up" for it, you can walk over to the nearest couch or bed without pulling out of her, and thrust yourself into her in the missionary position until you both cum again. Guaranteed to make her scream.
As we stepped out of the pool after skinny -dipping together, I picked her up in my arms and started to fuck her in the stand and carry position.
by LoveTorpedo August 12, 2017
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carry on bag

Noun: human or animal rectum utilized as a temporary receptacle for the concealed transportation of contraband or illegal items through a zone or period of inspection for such items, most especially at international airports and during international flights.
"Gary really had to keep it undercover for like 6 hours, but his carry on bag didn't let the band down."
by Speedog 2 November 15, 2010
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California Carry

Carrying a concealed handgun with the grip inserted into your asshole
Look at that dude in the leather chaps walking funny, he either just got out of prison or he is California carrying
by Vladimir Lootin May 19, 2011
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Hard carry

It originated in Video Games (MMOs) like League of Legends or DoTa. It's a role that a player is assigned with the expectation to carry the team to victory. Other players on a team 'feed' the carry to get them strong enough to deal high attack damage to the opposing team and hopefully get them the victory.

GOT7 DID NOT INVENT THE WORD, Jackson explained where they got the term in one of their interviews.
by toucancan June 3, 2017
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charles carreon

Someone who doesn't mind hurting lots of people just to spite one person.

In 2012 the lawyer Charles Carreon realized that he was looking like a complete and utter asshole in the argument with the internet cartoon The Oatmeal, so he sued to prevent the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Fund from receiving $211,000 in charity that had raised by the cartoon's owner.
The principal is being a Charles Carreon - he just canceled the prom because a guy wanted to bring his boyfriend to it.

Don't be a Charles Carreon, it won't be just your ex who will get hurt, but all of her friends as well.
by serena55 July 4, 2012
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I carry

You have something (gun, knife, weapon, etc...) in a bag to defend your self with
*man is suspiciously following a woman*
woman: you know I CARRY RIGHT?
*man slowly walks in the opposite direction*
by matty05 March 7, 2020
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