a class taught in college by a crapology professor on how to cease in taking crap, being shit on, being at the top of a shitlist, listening to bullshitters,cutting off diareah mouth,shitty outlooks, etc...etc...
i'm so damn tired of taking crap off my crapology professor, I could shit a brick!!!or Hey, I just signed up for a new class this semester thats guarenteed to be a gas and easy to pass!!!LOL
by Country Fried... February 11, 2015
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Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”
The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”
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by MotherofMangos January 31, 2021
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Yo did you hear? The mech eng kid capped yet again, he said polog > ksi.... he must have graduated at the top of his class from MidMaster in capology with a focus on capological ergonomics fr fr
by Jhit Slime July 18, 2021
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noun
The sacred, semi-scientific study of cardboard — especially its behavior when subjected to water, fire, pressure, motion, and time.
The practice of transforming discarded cardboard into functional, sculptural, or philosophical artifacts through wet forming, wheatpasting, charring (Yakisugi-style), spinning, crushing, and ritual abuse.
A fake academic discipline invented by people who refuse to throw boxes away.
noun
The sacred, semi-scientific study of cardboard — especially its behavior when subjected to water, fire, pressure, motion, and time.
The practice of transforming discarded cardboard into functional, sculptural, or philosophical artifacts through wet forming, wheatpasting, charring (Yakisugi-style), spinning, crushing, and ritual abuse.
A fake academic discipline invented by people who refuse to throw boxes away.
I can’t come out tonight, I’m doing cardology — I have to wet-form an inverse dome and fire-spin a triangle into a top."
by Heymuse December 25, 2025
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- "Man, that is some crazology."
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by tbbailey89 June 26, 2010
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A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.
I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was the carpocolypse!
-Courtesy of Douche_Crew who submitted carmageddon.
-Courtesy of Douche_Crew who submitted carmageddon.
by ShabamShabam August 2, 2011
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